Penis Enlargement Spam Rant

I wake up this morning, and I am drinking Cuban Espresso and reading my email. I received spam emails about, “How to increase your penis size.” If these supplements worked and gave men all that they promised, I would not have a cuckold website or even a cuckold for that matter! I clicked on one of the male enhancer emails, and was taken to a “medical themed” website. I am not a Doctor, and I am not giving medical advice. What I want to convey to all of my avid readers of my diary: Do not waste your money on this type of thing. If you truly believe there is a way for you to increase your size, then make an appointment with your Doctor. I do know that there are surgeries than can give you an inch or so. Will that benefit you? Is an inch enough? Well, if yes, then go for it.

In my opinion, pills, patches, extenders and devices, and exercise will not do you any good. I know women on “the pill”, and that works. I know women using patches, and that works. I know sex is great exercise. As for the penis extending devices, ouch! The site I viewed showed how some ancient cultures extended their necks (making them long and skinny) over time. They placed rings around them, and gradually lengthened their necks. I am not an expert on this, but I do remember seeing this practice featured in National Geographic years ago. A friend of mine, a medical professional, commented that their necks would collapse without the device in place. I do not know if this would be true or not, but it does seem feasible to me. Again I am just assuming that if there was a way for men to make any significant changes in their penis size, the vast majority would. It would be chaos. Men who are now five would be large enough for my requirements.

Besides what would I do if you all had this option? I enjoy cuckolding so much. I would be begging my cuckold not to increase his penis size. I am very greedy you see. I love huge cock, but I also like my little prick on the side. It is like gourmet cuisine. It is in the presentation. You have to have something to garnish the main course, or it is just another plate of food. I love cuckolds. So accept your plight, and stop buying the merchandise to increase your size. I accept you just as you are:) It is time you do the same. End of my morning rant.

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