I Want to Know: How do you measure your little dicks
I cannot sleep tonight. I started to think about how many little cuckolds have measured their dicks for me. I have seen: short rulers, little and large lighters, lipstick tubes, dollar bills, toilet paper rolls, cap of a pen, various dildos, customized pieces of paper with markings on them and even a nano ipod! I love when little men measure their “manhood” for me. It was not always like that though. When I first really began cuckolding my little guy, I did not understand little cucks at all. I just understood what I wanted to do to him. I realized I could basically torture him by controlling his orgasms, denying him my pussy, and giving my pussy up to hung men. I had no clue at all about what cuckolds liked, or what made them tick.
What I want to know now: what do you use to measure your little dick? Does your wife or girlfriend like to compare your tiny tool to a big, fat, juicy cock? When was the last time you measured it? What were the results? (Not all cucks are small.)
One observation I would like to share with you. Men under 9 inches almost always round up their figures when it comes to dick size, even if they enjoy possessing a tiny pin dick. Men who have cocks over 9 inches tend to round down. I have witnessed this time and time again. It is a phenomenon that has not been named yet. I have never bothered to ask a cuckold why he does this. I know why regular guys round up. They want to measure up to other men, so they exaggerate a teeny bit. Why do you cucks do that though? I want to know since I find it perplexing. My cuckold has been worthless with explaining this to me. He does not even agree with the dick measurements I get, even though I have measured him time and time again. He is in total denial.
Long before I ever made a commercial video, I made a video measuring Tony’s small weenie. lol I forced him to strip down, and I used a plastic measuring tape. I did this because he claimed his prick was 6 inches. I only measured 5 3/4. Not a big lie, but nonetheless he rounded up his prick size. A year after that I did another video. That may even be the measuring his little dick video that is for sale now. Not sure. Anyway the figure then was 4 3/4 inches! His dick has shrunk. I know a dick does not have a constant size, and it fluctuates due to desire, heat, cold and other factors, but I determined that his is permanently intimidated by me. If he measures it on a webcam and is not in my presence, then it is still 5 3/4 and he claims it is whopping 6. If I measure his prick myself, then it is 4 3/4 and he claims it is 5!
Now to wrap this up. I will tell you what hung men have told me about why they round down. Several men have told me they do it because they do not wanna scare women by the size of their huge cocks, and others have said it is because they realize they are fucking size queens. They respect that some women need a bigger cock that even what they have to offer, and do not want to mislead or disappoint a woman. I think you little cuckolds could learn a lesson from hung men on this one. Just fess up to the real size of your cockettes.
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on November 3, 2006 at 1:27 pm L wrote:
Dear Amanda,
when I was reaching puberty and my penis began to get larger, I was worried and would pray that it would stay small. This was probably due to growing up in a broken home with no other men in the house. I mostly learned about men and manhood indirectly by way of “bitter 1970’s women” who were “angry at men.” In short, I had the impression that a penis was “a bad thing.”
Later, in my mid-twenties, I noticed, more and more, how “dick jokes” were cropping up, mostly in sit-coms and popular culture in general. Size being a dominant theme, it started to make me wonder if I should have been praying for a bigger one rather than a smaller one back when I was coming of age. Of course, porn further supported the theory.
Anyway, I often began to worry and even fixate more and more on my size - size in genral. And to be honest with myself, I was probably working from a position of “denial”. I would tell myself that I was fine and would get reassurance from my girlfriends. It wasn’t until my wife’s first affair that I began to deal with things differently on a psychological level .
Long story short, I’ve measure it in different ways with measuring tape. If I start at the top of the pubic bone, rather than underneath, I probably get an inch less. But it’s probably the more accurate reading. I used to say I was 7. But, the more fair reading would be six and a quarter - possibly 6.5 if I’m extremely erect - but that’s a stretch.
It’s neither here nor there; neither long nor short I guess, apparently. But it leaves me in a grey area where I always know at least half the men in the world are “bigger”. I often have it in the back of my mind, when I look into her beautiful eyes, that the woman in my life may occassionally be pondering “how the other half lives”.
on December 13, 2006 at 11:54 pm L wrote:
i recently joined a “support” group more men with large penises. i noticed there were many female members there posting intelligent and interesting threads on the board. the men post profile pictures - most commonly of their genitalia - as is the topic of the site. i joined and before having been able to post approved pictures, two different women contacted me through the site encouraging me to post pics. i imagined the right kind of picture would not neccessarily show me to be of one size or another when erect. However, it was interesting to note that, while the women have been kind and have left pleasant comments, there undercurrent or subtext from them feels like a “lukewarm” review. i’ve seen the comments they leave for jumbo sized men and clearly the attitude of their remarks are different and more enthusiastic. so, perhaps there is a sense of scale in the pictures. Curiously enough, the rave reviews i HAVE been getting are all from men, by way of leaving comments or private messaging me through the rooms. …not what i was looking for - but i’ll take flattery wherever it finds me. Interesting social experiment - that site - anyway.