2006 September |

People Wanna Know What a Cuckold Is

People write or call me all the time asking what a cuckold is. I have a cuckold, and spend all day talking about it, but I have a hard time defining it. Click here for a definition of Cuckold.

For me a cuckold is any man that is willing to admit when he has a dick that is less than another man’s. Cuckolds are willing to simply step aside when a hung man is present. I always knew about cuckolding subconsciously, but never had a word for it. I see cuckolding in mainstream culture to one degree or another all the time. It can be the little dude at a public restroom that stalls pulling his dinky penis out after he sees a big hung cock next to him.

The first time I ever heard Freud’s Theory: Penis Envy I laughed. I thought what? This man is supposed to be smart. He thinks a woman envies having a penis?!? No way. The only penis envy we have is when our girlfriends or other women have access to a better penis than we do. We want to get something similar or better than that. Personally I was never envious of other women’s access to large cock. I always had access to large cock until I met my cuckold, and we all know where that all ended:)

Talking About Sex on Canadian TV

I was watching a Canadian Sex Themed Talk Show the other night. It is a great informative TV show that deals with human sexuality. On this episode, a female caller from Baltimore called The hostess looking for sexual positions she could try since her boyfriend was too small. You know how politicians never answer the question they are asked, well the hostess was no different. I guess they do that since the answer is too ugly to give. Here is what she had to offer:
The first thing she suggested was that the couple purchase a penis extender. She held up the partially hollowed out dildo that is to be placed over the little dick, and the purpose is to add inches to the end. She explained that the toy can be cut to the size that is needed so that it will fit well. She mock gestured cutting it almost near the end. It was as if she knew this women’s man was really small. She informed the woman that this would result in more satisfaction for her, but that the man would lose sensation since his dick was covered. Although she advised spending the money on an expensive one since it would work better, I have to tell you that a penis extender did not work for my cuckold. It was ridiculous. It flip flopped back and forth at the end. I have heard similiar reports from my callers and friends too. So save your money on that tip.

The next suggestion was to buy a strap-on made for a man. I like this suggestion a bit better. I have purchased a strap on for my cuckold in the past. Strap-ons rule. If you get a universal one, you can switch the dildo that attaches for variety. So two thumbs up for this suggestion. Plus it is funny to have your man fuck you while he is wearing one since it does not get much more humiliating than that. Just make sure to buy a good quality strap-on. Not all strap-ons are created equally either.
The final suggestion for this poor woman in Baltimore was a get a thigh strap-on. It is a dildo that is attached to a velcro strap that fits around the thigh for a woman’s fucking pleasure. I guess this suggestion was made since it is better than a regular strap on as far as riding it goes, and I guess a man could beat off while she fucks it. So much for the hostess answering what sexual positions this poor woman could try so that she may finally enjoy sex with her little penis boyfriend!
The hostess offered vanilla advice for vanilla viewers, but what really is the message she gave? She did not offer one suggestion that would make a small prick feel better for the man. The man’s pleasure was not even a concern. The three suggestions substituted a substancial toy in place of a little dick. No recommendations were made about how this little man was to get off. So just what is the underlying message here? In my opinion, it is loud and clear that size does matter and that you must work around having a pin dick. Where I differ from this Sex Guru is that, I do not think a small dick man should ask his wife or girlfriend to accept getting fucked by toys day in and out. How messed up is that? That is like offering a starving person a plastic grape or waxed fruit to eat. I love this show, but it is a shame that people can use toys as a substitute instead of coming up with a better solution such as cuckolding or “date nights” so that a woman may be satisfied.

Claiming a New Slave

I had an ass kissing submissive call me last night. Yes that is right. He is not a cuckold in the true sense, but he pledged servitude to worship my pussy, ass, and pay generous tributes to me. He is a weak male like the rest of you. He is intelligent in the sense that he realizes that he is here to serve me, and his goal is to make himself useful to me.
My goals for this sub are as follows: Continue to receive adoration of my beautiful ass. I love having a pathetic wanker enamored of my ass. I want to sit on his face and lift up so that he can have enough time to breathe, and time enough to beg me to fuck his face!
Continue to use him as an ATM. Taking his money makes his dick hard, since he knows it makes my pussy wet. He knows to get me excited under the circumstances of who he is, that he has to give me money, money, money. Besides I will spend that money better than he ever could. I can buy sexy new clothes and shoes so I can pull down the very best big, hung cocks out there. What does a wanker need anyway? His money is being well spent. I am so generous to fulfill these needs that he has. Now on to my needs.
I am just getting to know him, so I do not even know for sure how I want to mold him yet. I look at subs like pieces of art that I create. Not all submissive bitches are the same. I like to see the raw materials, and twist them to my own satisfaction. In the case of this particular sub, I know he will be worshipping me and my strap-on, paying tributes, and will ultimately become an avid cock sucker!
For the rest of you that want to fork over your money, so it will be well spent on me click here and begin your servitude.